Rawr haha 😄
Black and white
My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.
Share a coke with .. :) goodmorning ✌️
i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying
(Source: cybergirlfriend, via guy)
why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out
my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once
when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve
my phone battery died faster than my dreams
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